pistachios

Finished a weekend at work, and ate all the pistachios of a coworker I can't stand. Petty of me, perhaps, but we use the same desk (at different times), and he always leaves it a complete mess: sticky keyboard, half-empty coffee cup and bottles of drinks, a discarded kleenex or two, and is impervious to any requests of mine to clean up a bit after himself, so I figured he has it coming. And besides, the nuts were left out in the open.